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#SafetyThird NEW: 3.5" BEER coaster!  //  #NotDeadYet NEW: 1" #NotDeadYet pin!  //  #SafetyThird NEW: GIANT 4.5" sticker!!  // 
#SafetyThird 1" #SafetyThird pin  //  #NotDeadYet 2" #NotDeadYet sticker  //  #NSAmonitoredDevice 2" NSA sticker  // 
#RainbowSticker 2.5" sticker  //  #SafetyThird 3" patch  //  #AsSeenOnShodan 2.5x2" sticker  // 
#SafetyThird 2.25" button  //  #HardwareHacker 4x3" sticker  //  #SafetyThird THE ORIGINAL 2" #SafetyThird sticker  // 

NEW: STICKER STARTER PACK!

JOIN THE CHORUS! #StickerThePlanet Starter Pack:

Buy #StickerThePlanet Starter Pack

Item #017: “#StickerThePlanet Starter Pack”

Get ONE (1) #StickerThePlanet Starter Pack for $9 USD! WHAT A DEAL!

Behold, the bounteous bounty of a one-of-each sticker pack, including ye olde “Safety Third” sticker.
Free shipping anywhere, but only if you share your #StickerThePlanet branded laptop and shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
It’s time to be cool like everyone else.

TMI: A variety pack containing one of each of the stickers available from this website.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


NEW! 3.5" #SafetyThird BEER coasters!

Buy 'Safety Third' Coasters

Item #016: “Safety Third Coaster”

Get FOUR (4) #SafetyThird paperboard coasters for $9 USD.

Get TWELVE (12) coasters for $18 USD.

Ships via USPS with first-class postage. FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird sticker shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 3.5" die-cut circles printed full-bleed with two colors, one side, on off-white 60pt paperboard.
(Just like the kind at the bar, but better!)
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


NEW! 1-inch #NotDeadYet hard enamel pins:

Buy 'Not Dead Yet' Pin

Item #014: “#NotDeadYet pin”

Get ONE (1) #NotDeadYet enamel pin for $13 USD.

The latest product in the neverending “Not Dead Yet” story! FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere.
ALSO! You get a FREE LOCKING pin back! Also, also: includes a FREE handwritten note!
Share your #NotDeadYet pin shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)

TMI: 1" diameter, three-color, smooth surface, shiny silver, hard enamel pin with FREE locking pin back.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


NEW! Giant 4.5" #SafetyThird stickers!

Buy 'Safety Third' Stickers

Item #015: “Giant Safety Third Sticker”

Get THREE (3) giant #SafetyThird stickers for $10 USD.

Get ONE (1) giant sticker for $5 USD.

Ships via USPS with first-class postage. FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird sticker shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 4.5" die-cut circles digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability. Each sticker has crack-and-peel backing material that’s easy to remove.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


NICE! 1-inch #SafetyThird enamel pins:

Buy 'Safety Third' Pin

Item #013: “#SafetyThird pin”

Get ONE (1) #SafetyThird enamel pin for $13 USD.

The latest product in the “Safety Third” saga! FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere.
ALSO! You get a FREE LOCKING pin back! Anyone who’s ever lost a pin understands the importance of this.
Share your #SafetyThird pin shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)

TMI: 1" diameter, three-color, smooth surface, shiny silver, hard enamel pin with BONUS locking pin back.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


RELEVANT! Brilliant #NotDeadYet stickers:

Buy 'Not Dead Yet' sticker

Item #012: “#NotDeadYet

12-PACK DEAL:
Get TWELVE (12) #NotDeadYet stickers for $10 USD

or get THREE (3) for $5 USD.

We’ve downgraded from hope to good old gratitude. This is fine.
Free shipping, W O R L D W I D E (unless you dead)!
It’s the same size and type as the #SafetyThird sticker. Just perfect.
Please share your #NotDeadYet shenanigans responsibly, and also with @Stickerum on Twitter. ›:)

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on glossy white polypropylene with UV laminate for outdoor durability.
Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a bit larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


FREE** #NSAMonitoredDevice stickers:

Buy 'NSA Monitored Device' sticker

Item #011: “#NSAMonitoredDevice

**FREE WITH ANY ORDER:
#NSAMonitoredDevice stickers

Here’s an oldie, but a goodie! Free with the purchase of any other item from this site.
You could also flag me down in meatspace and get a free sticker. It’s all part of the fun.
Once you get them, please share your #NSAMonitoredDevice shenanigans responsibly, and with @Stickerum on Twitter. ›:)

Now go and order something!

TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on glossy white polypropylene with UV laminate for outdoor durability.
Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a bit larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


CUTE! SHINY! #RainbowStickers:

Buy 'Rainbow' sticker

Item #010: “#RainbowSticker

Get TWELVE (12) die-cut #RainbowStickers for $10 USD

or get THREE (3) for $5 USD.

A little streak of hope for the Age of Discordia. Who doesn’t love rainbows? Monsters.
Free shipping, W O R L D W I D E!
It is so stinkin’ cute. It’s the same width as the #AsSeenOnShodan sticker, and equally as shimmery and bright.
Please share your #RainbowSticker joys and vandalism with @Stickerum on Twitter. ›:)

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 2.5" X 1.25", full-color, high-quality, die-cut sticker digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability, with easy-to-remove, crack-and-peel backing.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


VELCRO! 3-inch #SafetyThird embroidered patches:

Buy 'Safety Third' Patch

Item #006: “#SafetyThird patch”

PATCH TUESDAY SPECIAL:
Get SIX (6) #SafetyThird embroidered patches for $29 USD.

Get ONE (1) patch for $6 USD.

The fourth product in the #SafetyThird saga: Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird patch shenanigans with @Stickerum on Twitter. ›:)

PATCH ALL THE THINGS.

Select your quantity:

TMI: 3" diameter, two-color thread embroidery on a black felt face with a hook-loop velcro back.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


BASED! 2.5" x 2" die-cut #AsSeenOnShodan stickers:

Buy 'As Seen on Shodan' Sticker

Item #007: “As Seen on Shodan”

Get TWELVE (12) #AsSeenOnShodan die-cut stickers for $10 USD.

Get THREE (3) for $5 USD.

Created with express permission from @achillean, himself: Ships via USPS with first-class postage. PayPal will list 1 qty, but we’ll mail 3 qty. Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #AsSeenOnShodan shenanigans with @Stickerum on Twitter. ›:)

H@CK ALL THE THINGS.

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 2.5" X 2", full-color, high-quality, die-cut sticker digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability, with easy-to-remove, crack-and-peel backing.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


TRENDY! 2.25-inch #SafetyThird buttons:

Buy 'Safety Third' Button

Item #005: “#SafetyThird button”

Get ONE (1) #SafetyThird button for $5 USD, PLUS a 2" sticker.

The third product in the “Safety Third” sticker saga: Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird pinning shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
Don’t prick people with them (unless they’re pricks).

TMI: 2.25" diameter, high quality, full-color face print with a high-gloss, weather-resistant finish and steel pin-back.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


1337! Based on bunnie’s book:

Buy '(Hardware) Hacker' Stickers

Item #002: “(Hardware) Hacker”

BULK ORDERING DEAL:
Get TWELVE (12) #HardwareHacker stickers for $12 USD.

Get TWO (2) for $5 USD.

FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #HardwareHacker stickers with @Stickerum. ›:)
This is our most weatherproof and durable sticker, btw. After years of abuse, it’ll still look sparkly and new.

Choose your quantity:

This artwork is from the book cover design for The Hardware Hacker by bunnie, designed by Hotiron Creative (aka @1dark0ne), and published by our pals over at no starch press. Now in paperback!

TMI: 4x3" premium quality, screen-printed sticker on 4 mil pressure-sensitive vinyl. UV ink is suitable for outdoor use with a durability of up to four years. Each sticker has crack-and-peel backing material that’s easy to remove.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.


STOCK UP! The Original Gangsta

Buy 'Safety Third' Stickers

Item #001: “Safety Third”

Get TWELVE (12) #SafetyThird stickers for $10 USD.

Get THREE (3) stickers for $5 USD.

Ships via USPS with first-class postage. PayPal may list 1 qty, but we’ll mail the quantity (of quantities) you choose. (Did that even make sense?)
FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird sticker shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)

Choose your quantity:

TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability. Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a little larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to New Jersey orders only.




All the lands we’ve stickered so far:

USA (50 states) Canada (7 provinces) Australia Denmark Great Britain Finland Germany
Poland Ireland Japan Netherlands Singapore South Africa Switzerland
Sweden Israel Portugal Slovakia Morocco Austria Slovenia
India Colombia France Iceland Ireland Scotland Indonesia
Belgium Romania Spain Argentina Afghanistan Wales Italy
New Zealand Norway Montenegro

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What goes around, sticks around.

There is more to come. · ©2018–2022 Hotiron Creative.

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