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NEW! 2.75x0.85" holographic "Security!" sticker
1.5" PVC glow-in-the-dark ST Patch!!
Start here: STICKER STARTER PACK //
EVERYTHING #SAFETYTHIRD
1" #NotDeadYet pin //
GIANT 4.5" ST sticker
1" #SafetyThird pin //
2" #NotDeadYet sticker //
2" NSA sticker
2.5" rainbow sticker //
3" ST patch //
2.5x2"ASoS sticker
2.25" ST button //
4x3" HACKER sticker //
ORIGINAL 2" #SafetyThird sticker
YES, WE HAVE NO SHOPPING CART. Luckily, you could just add up your own total, tell me what you want along with your shipping address, and send money via Cash App, PayPal, or Venmo, and I’ll mail you what you pay for.
BLOODY! 2.75" x 0.85" die-cut “Security!” band-aid stickers:
Item #020: “Security!”
Get TWELVE (12) “Security!” die-cut holographic stickers for $15 USD.
Get THREE (3) for $7 USD.
Everyone needs to keep band-aids around for those “0 Days since $incident” days. Ships via USPS with first-class postage. PayPal will list 1 qty, but we’ll mail your selected quantity. Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your band-aid shenanigans with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
Better get cracking.
TMI: 2.75" X 0.85", full-color, die-cut sticker digitally printed on high-quality, holographic substrate with UV laminate for outdoor durability, with easy-to-remove, kiss-cut backing.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
SAFETY BUNDLE! Every #SafetyThird thing you can possibly get:
Item #019: “#SafetyThird things to stick and wear”
Get ALL THE THINGS #SafetyThird hath wrought for $39 USD!
The latest and bundliest (not a real word) product in the “Safety Third” universe! FREE shipping to the USA only, for now.
You might be delighted by the extras you receive. :D
Share your #SafetyThird shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: See the other listings on this page for detailed product specs.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
IT GLOWS! 1.5-inch #SafetyThird Ranger Eye Patch:
Item #018: “#SafetyThird Ranger eye patch”
Get ONE (1) #SafetyThird ranger patch for $13 USD.
BUNDLE UP AND SAVE: Get THREE (3) patches for $25 USD, or TEN (10) for $69!
The latest and glowiest product in the “Safety Third” universe! FREE shipping to the USA only, for now.
Be tactical! Be practical! Put Safety THIRD in your field operations! Buy a lot of them!
Share your #SafetyThird patch shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: 1.5" diameter, three-color PVC, sewn edge, hook velcro back. White part glows in the dark..
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
EVERY STICKER! #StickerThePlanet Starter Pack:
Item #017: “#StickerThePlanet Starter Pack”
Get ONE (1) #StickerThePlanet Starter Pack for $9 USD! WHAT A DEAL!
Behold, the bounteous bounty of a one-of-each sticker pack, including ye olde “Safety Third” sticker.
Free shipping anywhere, but only if you share your #StickerThePlanet branded laptop and shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
It’s time to be cool like everyone else.
TMI: A variety pack containing one of each of the stickers available from this website.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
UNDEAD! 1-inch #NotDeadYet hard enamel pins:
Item #014: “#NotDeadYet pin”
Get ONE (1) #NotDeadYet enamel pin for $13 USD.
MOVING SALE: Get THREE (3) pins for $25 USD, or TEN (10) for $69!
The very best product in the neverending “Not Dead Yet” story! FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere.
ALSO! You get a FREE LOCKING pin back! Also, also: includes a FREE handwritten note!
Share your #NotDeadYet pin shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: 1" diameter, three-color, smooth surface, shiny silver, hard enamel pin with FREE locking pin back.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
YUGE! Giant 4.5" #SafetyThird stickers!
Item #015: “Giant Safety Third Sticker”
Get THREE (3) giant #SafetyThird stickers for $10 USD.
Get ONE (1) giant sticker for $5 USD.
Ships via USPS with first-class postage. FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird sticker shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: 4.5" die-cut circles digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability. Each sticker has crack-and-peel backing material that’s easy to remove.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
SHINY! 1-inch #SafetyThird enamel pins:
Item #013: “#SafetyThird pin”
Get ONE (1) #SafetyThird enamel pin for $13 USD.
MOVING SALE: Get THREE (3) pins for $25 USD, or TEN (10) for $69!
The sparkliest product in the “Safety Third” saga! FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere.
ALSO! You get a FREE LOCKING pin back! Anyone who’s ever lost a pin understands the importance of this.
Share your #SafetyThird pin shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: 1" diameter, three-color, smooth surface, shiny silver, hard enamel pin with BONUS locking pin back.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
RELEVANT! Brilliant #NotDeadYet stickers:
Item #012: “#NotDeadYet”
12-PACK DEAL:
Get TWELVE (12) #NotDeadYet stickers for $10 USD
or get THREE (3) for $5 USD.
We’ve downgraded from hope to good old gratitude. This is fine.
Free shipping, W O R L D W I D E (unless you dead)!
It’s the same size and type as the #SafetyThird sticker. Just perfect.
Please share your #NotDeadYet shenanigans responsibly, and also with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on glossy white polypropylene with UV laminate for outdoor durability.
Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a bit larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
FREE** #NSAMonitoredDevice stickers:
Item #011: “#NSAMonitoredDevice”
**FREE WITH ANY ORDER:
#NSAMonitoredDevice stickers
Here’s an oldie, but a goodie! Free with the purchase of any other item from this site.
You could also flag me down in meatspace and get a free sticker. It’s all part of the fun.
Once you get them, please share your #NSAMonitoredDevice shenanigans responsibly, and with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
Now go and order something!
TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on glossy white polypropylene with UV laminate for outdoor durability.
Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a bit larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
COLORFUL! #RainbowStickers:
Item #010: “#RainbowSticker”
Get TWELVE (12) die-cut #RainbowStickers for $10 USD
or get THREE (3) for $5 USD.
A little streak of hope for the Age of Discordia. Who doesn’t love rainbows? Monsters.
Free shipping, W O R L D W I D E!
It is so stinkin’ cute. It’s the same width as the #AsSeenOnShodan sticker, and equally as shimmery and bright.
Please share your #RainbowSticker joys and vandalism with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
TMI: 2.5" X 1.25", full-color, high-quality, die-cut sticker digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability, with easy-to-remove, crack-and-peel backing.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
VELCRO! 3-inch #SafetyThird embroidered patches:
Item #006: “#SafetyThird patch”
PATCH TUESDAY SPECIAL:
Get SIX (6) #SafetyThird embroidered patches for $29 USD.
Get ONE (1) patch for $6 USD.
The fourth product in the #SafetyThird saga: Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird patch shenanigans with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
PATCH ALL THE THINGS.
TMI: 3" diameter, two-color thread embroidery on a black felt face with a hook-loop velcro back.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
BASED! 2.5" x 2" die-cut #AsSeenOnShodan stickers:
Item #007: “As Seen on Shodan”
Get TWELVE (12) #AsSeenOnShodan die-cut stickers for $10 USD.
Get THREE (3) for $5 USD.
Created with express permission from @achillean, himself: Ships via USPS with first-class postage. PayPal will list 1 qty, but we’ll mail 3 qty. Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #AsSeenOnShodan shenanigans with @Stickerum on Mastodon. ›:)
H@CK ALL THE THINGS.
TMI: 2.5" X 2", full-color, high-quality, die-cut sticker digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability, with easy-to-remove, crack-and-peel backing.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
TRENDY! 2.25-inch #SafetyThird buttons:
Item #005: “#SafetyThird button”
Get ONE (1) #SafetyThird button for $5 USD, PLUS a 2" sticker.
The third product in the “Safety Third” sticker saga: Free shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird pinning shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
Don’t prick people with them (unless they’re pricks).
TMI: 2.25" diameter, high quality, full-color face print with a high-gloss, weather-resistant finish and steel pin-back.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
1337! Based on bunnie’s book:
Item #002: “(Hardware) Hacker”
BULK ORDERING DEAL:
Get TWELVE (12) #HardwareHacker stickers for $12 USD.
Get TWO (2) for $5 USD.
FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #HardwareHacker stickers with @Stickerum. ›:)
This is our most weatherproof and durable sticker, btw. After years of abuse, it’ll still look sparkly and new.
This artwork is from the book cover design for The Hardware Hacker by bunnie, designed by Hotiron Creative (aka 1dark1), and published by our pals over at no starch press. Now in paperback!
TMI: 4x3" premium quality, screen-printed sticker on 4 mil pressure-sensitive vinyl. UV ink is suitable for outdoor use with a durability of up to four years. Each sticker has crack-and-peel backing material that’s easy to remove.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
STOCK UP! The Original Gangsta
Item #001: “Safety Third”
Get TWELVE (12) #SafetyThird stickers for $10 USD.
Get THREE (3) stickers for $5 USD.
Ships via USPS with first-class postage. PayPal may list 1 qty, but we’ll mail the quantity (of quantities) you choose. (Did that even make sense?)
FREE shipping to pretty much anywhere, but only if you promise to share your #SafetyThird sticker shenanigans with @Stickerum. ›:)
TMI: 2" kiss-cut circles digitally printed on white polypropylene (sexy and shimmery) with UV laminate for outdoor durability. Each sticker has easy-to-remove backing material a little larger than the sticker itself.
Sales tax applies to Idaho orders only.
#SafetyThird
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| Poland | Ireland | Japan | Netherlands | Singapore | South Africa | Switzerland |
| Sweden | Israel | Portugal | Slovakia | Morocco | Austria | Slovenia |
| India | Colombia | France | Iceland | Ireland | Scotland | Indonesia |
| Belgium | Romania | Spain | Argentina | Afghanistan | Wales | Italy |
| New Zealand | Norway | Montenegro |
What goes around, sticks around.
There is more to come. · ©2018–2025 Hotiron Creative.
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